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    I’m glad re’s einHeimatministerium. Homeland is good, homeland is important right now. Ichsage only: Isolated, nomadic, flexibilization. The cities, filth. Berlin.

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    Home is not nächsteHipsterkneipe with WLAN. Homeland is not latest spread of tofu, slurry or anything else that Tim Mälzer has devised. Home Istwahre, auntic comfort. Coziness. Security.

    I am happy that Horst Seehoferdas makes-institutionalize home. He comes from Bavaria, re y are not degenerated as people in rest of Republic. I do not mean that evil that we degenerate, away from a natural Zustandgemeinschaftlicher harmony towards a constitution of single-undEgoistischseins. This process lies in nature of thing that is an unnatural. There used to be apple pie, today re is Apple. The zeitgeist betrays yourself, you just have to listen to how Botho Strauss does it. At all Botho Strauss, who has it well: living in Uckermark, walking on real wood paths gehenund in evening in front of fireplace a nice CD with goat chants.

    But I’m worried about rethinking. People find home suspicious. Who says home, is already with a leg at Manufactum, where he n buys Handgeschnarzte quills or Pflanzgutfür eye sealing of front yard. Eye sealing, I have devised this term to show how hostile undabweisend can become home idea.

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    In this respect, I believe, Seehofer will have difficulty. There’s going to be a lot of Häme and shabby jokes. DasSatiremagazin Titanic has set Seehofer unlängstaufs title page, toger with a monkey, lederhosen and Filzhütchenträgt. Apart from fact that this is a completely inconsistent picture – monkey knows what Homeland is, you don’t have to teach what he does to Borneo (tundra? Uckermark?) Does it not have to be or way around? Would you rar not use term now consciously with brutalstmöglicher irony and coolness, as it is practised at big city parties, where people have instead of a Familieeine Tinder-flat rate, would one not rar make people experiments with homeland? So try to teach people that homeland is more than Wagner, Söder, Puzzle Cup? Puzzle Cup, sokönnte a postmodern scene drink hot, mixed with Absin, Altbier UndRentierblut. If a restaurateur from Berlin-Mitte reads this, please be very, Dieiden is yours. Do something about it.

    I think re is a gimmick with which Seehofer can do good, mediation of a home idea, not mine now not land lust version of home, but something deep, tender. Something that Martin Walser feels when he reads Hölderlin or a Opernbesprechungder NZZ.

    The trick is: Hygge. Hygge is Danish and is called so Vielwie cozy, peaceful, cozy.

    The Danes and Swedes belong to denglücklichsten countries of world. Everyone who has ever durchgeblättert an IKEA catalogue knows this, and Hygge is basis for this well-being. Scented candles, homemade lavender bags, elder garings in forest. Listen to cuckoo and owl. Some handicrafts made of moss, of chestnuts. Maple seeds in propeller form (“You know yet, how Grandpa has declared us an air raid?”). Marshmellowsrösten at campfire. A chocolate fondue. A puzzle Cup, brimful of Mitschlehen punch.

    Cinnamon. A lot of cinnamon.

    This is home in Hygge version. Homeland without difficult cultural debate and ceilings-strife. But Heimatals comfort. Homeland in its purest, from essential oils and pine cones shaped security.

    A home ministry will have esschwer in this of post-Achundsechzigern, yoga teachers and Netflix-Guckerndominierten country. But a Hygge ministry, that could go. Hygge Istmodern and relaxed. Hygge is exactly what we need now. Stéphane Hesselschrieb “Indignant!”. Now it must be called “Recovering!”

    The most important thing about Hygge is, I it does not emphasize enough, security. Security means warmth, protection, closeness in a society erschauerndened by neoliberal cold. HansMogel, Psyhchologie professor from Passau, recommended in Brigitte a “geborgenheits check”: “WelcheMenschen warm me?”, one should ask. And, “which people let me chills?”

    In or words: Who is Hygge, Wernicht?