The Patriots won, the Falcons lost and Monday morning productivity sank to a new low. Now let’s dig a little deeper.

Winner: Lady Gaga, for her Cirque du Soleil audition

The Cubs announced Monday that she will headline an Aug. 25 show at Wrigley Field. She could sell out the ballpark for a week straight, but … hey, Cubs, don’t get any ideas.

Loser: Win probability

A computer program said the Falcons’ hit 99.7 percent when they led 28-3. So the Patriots had a 3 in 1,000 chance to rally. Sure.

Winner: Ex-Bears

Shea McClellin showed off his hops on Atlanta’s point-after try, and Martellus Bennett was more hero (62 receiving yards) than zero (holding penalty on a lazy block).

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The Patriots’ Shea McClellin attempts to block a point after try in the second quarter against the Falcons during Super Bowl 51. 

The Patriots’ Shea McClellin attempts to block a point after try in the second quarter against the Falcons during Super Bowl 51. 

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Loser: Current Bears.

Winner: Joe Buck

When it was 28-3, it looked like Fox’s witty play-by-play man would have to drag out his B material. But then the game got as dramatic as the Indians-Cubs World Series he also called.

Loser: Fox

Relatively speaking. Fox’s overnight rating of 48.8 is down slightly from the last two games, 49.0 for Broncos-Panthers and 49.7 for Patriots-Seahawks.

Winner: Bill Belichick

For many reasons, but I’ll select one: Down 28-9 with less than 10 minutes to play, he opted for a field goal on fourth-and-goal from the 15. He showed patience — and confidence that his team could twice convert two-pointers after touchdowns.

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Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. 

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. 

(Elise Amendola / AP)

Winner: Steve Young

The ESPN analyst knows quarterback play, so when he twice labeled Atlanta flubs "inexcusable," it carried some weight. The first: A deep drop on a third-and-1 pass in the fourth quarter that allowed New England’s blitz to get home, forcing a Matt Ryan fumble. The second: Ryan held the ball too long on a second-and-11 from the New England 23, leading to a sack, hold and incompletion. A field goal would have bumped Atlanta’s lead to 11.

Winner: Jim Gray

The ubiquitous interviewer stood right next to Tom Brady when Roger Goodell approached to offer congrats. So only Gray can give an honest assessment of whether the NFL commissioner was like: Deflate this, Tom.

Loser: Goodell

Showered with boos as he cheerily stepped to the podium postgame, saying: "What a wonderful football game tonight!"

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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell presents New Patriots quarterback Tom Brady the MVP trophy during a press conference at the George R. Brown Convention Center on Feb. 6, 2017.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell presents New Patriots quarterback Tom Brady the MVP trophy during a press conference at the George R. Brown Convention Center on Feb. 6, 2017.

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Winner: Goodell

Suffice to say that he and his cronies (NFL owners) benefited from a controversy-free affair that went to overtime.

Winners: My favorite commercials featured German immigrant Adolphus Busch, the Skittles mouth catches, Coca-Cola’s multilingual "From Sea to Shining Sea," Audi’s "Equal pay for equal work" and … the Mr. Clean fantasy ("You gotta love a man who cleans").

Loser: T-Mobile tried way too hard (and probably spent way too much) to get Justin Bieber, Rob Gronkowski and Terrell Owens make some weird point about "unlimited moves."

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Winner: The Big Ten

In case you hadn’t heard, Brady had a good game. Coach Jim Harbaugh called the Michigan alum the "Greatest Football Player of All Time! End of Discussion!!!!!" on Twitter. James White, who played second fiddle to John Clay, Montee Ball and Melvin Gordon at Wisconsin, caught 14 passes and scored 20 points, including the game-winning touchdown.

Winner: The No. 11

Julian Edelman had a shoestring catch that will be replayed in Boston forever. Julio Jones made an even sicker grab along the sideline that should be replayed everywhere forever.

Loser: The sanity of sports bettors

Every mainstream wager — money line, betting line (Atlanta +3), over-under (58.5) — came down to the final conversion in regulation that forced overtime.

Winner: Donald Trump, who is tight with Brady and Belichick

And as a bonus for POTUS, Congressman John Lewis’ district took a knee to the groin.

Winner: Sports Illustrated’s Michael Rosenberg had the tweet of the night

As of Friday morning, he had generated more than 57,000 combined retweets and likes for: "NCAA champ game: last shot. NBA Finals: Gm 7, last minute. World Series Gm 7: 10 inn. CFB title game: 1 sec. left. Super Bowl: OT."

Loser: Overconfidence

When the Falcons led big, Canadian tennis player Genie Bouchard tweeted she "knew Atlanta would win." A random guy replied "if patriots win we go on a date?" She said yes and now plans to pay up. The lucky guy is a Tiger Woods enthusiast who goes by @punslayintwoods and lives in Chicago. Tweeted Bouchard: "Lesson learned. Never bet against Tom Brady."

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