Contra

A normal person, for example a woman, comes to restaurant. “Excuse me, is place still vacant?” asks man, sits down and eats. Then a man comes to restaurant: “Sorry, is re still free?” He sits down, stands up again, he doesn’t like table. He’s mad at him, or guests ‘ food is falling. The man does not pay attention to it, he still has to clear a chair (“So it looks more comfortable”) and n explain to young colleague how ” Bitcoins” and “Israel” work. No one asked him to do it anyway.

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The Man – pages of country are discussing him again. “Hey, man, it’s over with you!”, world is on Sunday, and Frankfurt general Sunday newspaper asks, “How are men? And how are all ors with men? ” Well, what can you say–bad stop. The men are hampel, not even coffee can be ordered like normal people, y perform jagged, unsure movements, like very silly fish that are stranded ashore. Because y have also forgotten to drive car, y now sit wide-legged in subway or buy ugly G-class from Mercedes and park in my street everything. And when men don’t just take place away from ors, y give whiny victims. One of m is completely traumatized because, in adulthood, y have run Kevin Spacey over path that showed m his penis. The ors suffer because in ir street 2007 times was broken into, presumably by foreigners; You are now choosing alternative for Germany.

Some things could still be tolerated, man would not be so garrulous. You think of soprano scene when Tony asks: What happened to Gary Cooper, strong, silent guy? Oh yes: He has learned to talk about his feelings, worries, fears. And now he doesn’t stop babbling. (Lars Walker)

Per

Okay, you just got a bad press. On Twitter, in picture or in ZDF, you encounter drug in permanent erection, harasser, Fummler, Buck, and when someone points your finger at you – Huschhusch, you are in background. More kindly, heroes of cultural world fall like heroes before Troy to right and left.

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So better – without men? Really?

This article dates back to time No. 02/2018. Here you can read entire output.

Think of grandpa and his Rasierschaumflavour. To David of Michelangelo with his glitter marble beauty. To jokes of Loriot, to Fred Astaires nimble feet and Cary grants silky suits, to trembling lips of Colin Firth in King’s Speech, to boy in boy, to his whole innocence, and immediately becomes clear: it is absurd to such we Sen with Rammlern to a level, vile, maleness to reduce power roar and impotent spread.

The man is a cultural asset. It would have to be protected as world heritage. Men are alternative to womanhood. Without men, womanhood would be alternative. A totalitarian nightmare. Even global capitalism gives itself an alternative, result, please: once beautiful globe is shredded, a bit of bank crashes triggered, n a pityless save one for yields of ors – well, girls and boys, unfortunately, no alternative.

Without boys, we lived in an alternative-free catfight. That was madness in girls ‘ corner of kindergarten. All pink pink and nagging: I say now and n you say and n I go and n you do, as an endless loop. Even worse: Without men re are no women. Appalling! Without men and without women, we would mutate into pasty, self-pollinating smurfs, Schlauris, Rottis and prospector – Mümmelnde children’s monsters. Where was refined banter of sexes? And, just a little thought: without women, who was making men’s jokes? (Susanne Mayer)